Pencil
Our Pencils are crafted from only the finest endangered rain forest monkey wood and use rare-Earth minerals instead of graphite. Each Pencil is artfully coated in the finest lead-based paint giving them the perfect mouth feel as you chew your way to complete insanity. Each Pencil is pre-sharpened in our child labor camps to a .03-mm fine point for perfect writing while also maintain the tactical edge in a back-alley gang fight.
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